Dead Week

I think whoever coined the phrase dead week knew way more than most people probably gave them credit for
It should be called dead for many reasons:
1)Students are dead tired of school
2)Students are dead tired of their teachers
3)Teachers are feeling alive but wish that their students would do everything that the teachers forgot to assign during this so called dead week
4)Students wish to die for this same reason, wishing they were dead
5)Many of those awful classes which you repeatedly regret taking aka Public Health should be dead and buried .

Well honestly I just ran out of "dead" phrases and now must go complete another of my many assignments meant just for the week before finals.